This is what the title is from, sort of.
I'm beginning to notice a lot of lady friends are having guy problems. Not to say this is unusual, Guys are simplistic, yet frustratingly predictable. First off though, allow me to note that the term "Guys" is different from men, males, and boys. "Boys" will be boys, "men" have their shit straight, and "males" have a penis.
Ladies, to the more evolved of our gender, you're a puzzle. A puzzle that if solved, comes with the greatest rewards, but at the same time a ton of risk. If we can solve the puzzle that is a woman, she becomes the part of our life we're missing. Amongst the harsh chaos in our world, there's you: the brilliant, shining, soft and calm part of our world. While our existence is fraught with barbed wire, you are our feathers. But, to fail the puzzle means that the barbed wire in our life suddenly gets coated in salt. We lose you, and suddenly you become cold, aloof and brash. This of course, implies that you're a part of our life to begin with.
To some men, the reward is not worth the risk. We don't want to lose you, so we freeze, unable to pursue whatever feeling we might have. Others feel like we're not worth it to the fairer species. We look in the mirror and wonder who could ever love the beast we see, even if you think we're fine the way we are. A woman is to us, our greatest source of joy and woe. We love when you praise us, we adore every facet of your body and mind, we love keeping you happy because we see that twinkle in your eyes. And when we do something wrong, it hurts because we care, not because we were wrong.
But of course, that's only half the story. Women can seem like a daunting foe, but that's not always the case:
Sadly, the former is not the case with a lot of males. Guys are the much more common of our gender, and while ladies have the unfortunate task of staving them off, we are tainted with the image and doubt they present. Guys are governed by four forces in their life: their dick, their stomach, their image, and their money. They want to fuck anything that moves, and they need to convey a classy image. They need money to do that, and food to keep them going. Simple, and annoying.
Guys will do or say anything if it means getting in a woman's pants. They'll go to ludicrous lengths in pursuit of flesh, then vanish in an instant once they get it. You'll find they like a lot of the same things you do, you have a lot of things in common, he'll seem REALLY sincere, and be confident to the point of possible cockiness. It's a good front, but that's all it is, a front.
Moral of the story my ladies, is just to be smart about things. And I mean it when I say this, trust your instincts. Intuition is a powerful tool when it comes to avoiding trouble. If it doesn't feel or seem right, abandon ship. If a male really cares, he'll do his damnedest to try and get you back. "But Matt, what if it's just a Guy trying to get me back and seduce me?" The words of a man who cares will feel a little more desperate or pleading, while those of a Guy will feel more like pressure or have a condescending tone.
If you want to find a decent guy, try searching the background once in a while. Don't be surprised if you find that Diamond in the Rough you've been looking for. And no, I'm not just saying that because I'm a backgrounder. Let's just say I know how it feels to watch the douchebag run off with the girl you'd die for. It's not fair, it's not fun, and probably one of the most mentally destructive things out there.
*huff* Well, there you have it. I really don't know what made me feeling like ranting about this tonight. Old habits, perhaps.
Well, I'm off!
"Pip pip, cheerio! Yellow teeth and all that."
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